A Conversation with Spoiled Ducks

In our continuing duckumentary (I know but I couldn’t help myself) series CCNN (Comfortable Coop News Network is proud to bring you the latest in the lives of Penguin and Spot. We will talk to them about how their lives have changed in the last couple of months in the CCNN Special “A Conversation with Spoiled Ducks.

Penguin & Spot are very spoiled ducks!

CCNN: The last time we spoke it was for our documentary A Conversation with Death Row Ducks. How have your lives changed since then?

Penguin: Has it changed? We still live in the tub. And if we poop right after the mean lady cleans the tub she says we can still end up in the freezer. I think the freezer is a bad place.

Spot: Yes, but we know she’s teasing. We aren’t going into the freezer. She shows us pictures of what our new house might look like. She gives us grapes and parsley and lettuce! We even get pears!

CCNN: I heard there was something really special that happened. Can you tell me about that?

Penguin: I tried to mate with Spot. She’s old enough to lay eggs so naturally I thought..

Spot (interrupting): That’s not what she means! The lady and F. Lee Daddy got us those swimming treats. They were delicious!

CCNN: By swimming treats you mean goldfish?

Penguin: The lady called them “feed her fish” but there must have been some “feed him fish” mixed in because I ate them, too!

Spot: It was so much fun chasing the treats!

Penguin: The best part was eating them.

Spot: You think the best part if everything is eating. You eat feathers!

Penguin: You eat them, too!

CCNN: Was it exciting to have the fish in your tub?

Spot: Oh, yes!

Penguin: See for yourself. ROLL TAPE!

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5 thoughts on “A Conversation with Spoiled Ducks

  • January 29, 2017 at 3:44 am
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    What fun. They are getting so big!

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    • January 29, 2017 at 4:37 am
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      They really are! I’m going to have to find a way to get duck diapers so they can get out of the tub. Swimming gives them exercise but they’re getting so big that our huge tub isn’t big enough. At least the dogs go in to visit so the ducks see more than just Mr. C, me, and the bathroom.

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  • June 18, 2017 at 1:29 pm
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    CCNN is now officially my only fave network!!
    Poor Penguin!! I hope the rejection doesn’t scar him for life!!

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    • June 18, 2017 at 2:35 pm
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      I’m going to attempt to take them outside on some kind of leash to get them over the shock of a non-bathtub world. If I can figure out how to do it I’ll film it!

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